Your one friend failing to realize he’s never going to get that girl’s number and the bar is closing:
When your friend actually does get that number and you’ve succeeded as The Wingman:
When it’s last call and you and your crew didn’t pregame well enough:
You after seeing your ex at the bar but after enough Champagne to remember the bad bitch you’ve become:
When your friend is taking too long in the bathroom and you don’t know anyone else at this party:
When you come through for your team in Beer Pong and haven’t played since college:
When you’re on drink #4
You: “Seriously don’t let me text him”
Also you: “ok but I just remembered this one thing he did on July 18, 2014 and I need to make a point about it”
“Yeah man I’m totally down for another round”
You and your boys after your Uber driver takes you to Taco Bell:
That one guy struggling the hardest after your Uber driver takes you to Taco Bell:
When getting into your own apartment might as well be pulling off a major heist in an Ocean’s 11 movie:
You scrolling through Facebook and seeing some video about different animal species who are unlikely friends:
You trying to do absolutely anything the next morning:
Always Drink Responsibly.
