Father’s Day is June 21. Pro tip: He doesn’t want a FitBit.
Just a heads up that Father’s Day is right around the corner on June 21, and it’s an excellent opportunity to get your old man what he really wants on this special day: an excuse to sit in His Chair, gaze stonily off into the distance, and issue a “huh” or “hmm” or “uh-uh” to himself every once in a while as he sips on his favorite beer or cocktail.
Some very daddish-dad drink ideas for you:
Huh. Your Mom Says Vodka is ‘Paleo.’
And Oreos are basically vegetables.
You Check Your Oil Recently?
Sure haven’t. Thanks for the reminder, pops.
OK, Who Wants to Arm Wrestle?
He’s still got it!
You Notice Gas Prices Went Down?
Yeah. Too bad we’ve all forgotten how to drive.
This Is What It’s All About. I’m Tellin’ You.
Bonus points if you can get his knockoff LA-Z-BOY onto the back patio.
Don’t Make ‘Em Like They Used To.
Don’t even get him started on IKEA furniture.
Oh Man. Work’s Paying You Too Much!
Are they, though?
All semi-kidding aside, whether you’re able to spend it with your dad in person or virtually, or whether this is a day of memorial or of honoring someone else who helped you become the person you are, we hope it’s a chance to celebrate guidance, love, and connection. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, dog dads, single moms, daddish friends, and anyone else who consistently makes sure you’re getting your tires rotated on schedule.