The NFL season is happening. It’s really happening. Time to celebrate.
Somewhere in the process of getting super into the cherry-pit spitting competitions and marble races on ESPN during lockdown, the return of football flew a bit under the radar. But the NFL season kicked off last week. For reals. Balls were thrown. Catches were made. Some sneaky quarterbacks did some quarterback sneaking. And it’s back for a whole entire season (allegedly, hopefully).
You know what that means: Mondays, Thursdays, and Sundays are once again excellent opportunities to have a drink & stuff chips in your face while pretending everything is kinda-sorta normal for approximately 3 hours and 12 minutes.
Some ideas for what you should get delivered while you warm up that drink-raising arm:
First and Tanqueray. Go, fight, sip.
Pick 6 Guinness for delivery.
Johnnie Walker with an impressive run.
Bulleit neat, shotgun formation.
Oh, and in case you need to call an audible on your snack situation: We’ve got chips, cookies, candy, ice, red Solo cups, limes, ice cream—pretty much everything you need to make gameday the best day.