Revolution Brewery is a staple of the Chicago beer scene. Whether you’re drinking at your local dive or at the Avondale brewery, Revolution always hits the spot. But with so many different Revolution brews, how can you decide which one is right for you?
Luckily, we’ve compiled a guide to Revolution beers—well, based on your zodiac sign, that is.
Aries
Cross of Gold
Aries, you can add a breath of fresh air to any situation. What would better suit you than a golden ale that looks and tastes like a beacon of light?
Taurus
Fist City
This is a down-to-business, fairly heavy Chicago pale ale. And Taurus, you take imbibing seriously. Fist City is your perfect, Earthy match.
Gemini
A Little Crazy
The name says it all, psycho.
Cancer
Double Fist
Cancer, you’re always feeling big feelings—nothing in breezy for you. Sip down this hugely flavorful, hoppy double pale ale.
Leo
Fistmas
Fistmas is the only thing Chicagoans can pay attention to when this Christmas red ale is on tap. And what do you love, Leo? Attention!
Virgo
Coup d’Etat
This French-style Saison has a little bit of everything, and a spicy, earthy aroma. Perfect for this mutable Earth sign.
Libra
Rosa
Smooth and balanced with pretty, floral tones, who doesn’t love a Libra?
Scorpio
Anti-Hero IPA
This IPA is one of Revolution’s more ubiquitous brews in Chicago bars. It’s hoppy, powerful and definitely not here to mess around. Sound familiar?
Sagittarius
Rev Pils
Sagittarius, you’re a truth-seeker, always looking for something new. So you’ll love Revolution’s new Chicago pilsner—an American take on the German classic.
Capricorn
Oktoberfest
A fine, basic lager for a fine, basic sign.
Aquarius
Eugene Porter
Revolution’s Eugene Porter is definitely not for everyone—and neither are you, Aquarius! This porter has a strong, dark, warm flavor that certainly leaves an impression.
Pisces
Bottom Up Wit
Light and dreamy, this Belgian-style wit pairs well with your endearingly spacey sensibilities, Pisces.
