It’s 2020. There are no rules.
Here’s the thing about this year: Time has never moved so slow. But also it’s somehow almost September? Whose idea was 2020, anyways?
While we can’t control whether summer is technically almost over, we decided we can choose to ignore that fact. Because why not? This summer offered us literal fire tornadoes, more social distancing, record-breaking heat, and lightning storms so massive Thor’s having a real identity crisis right now.
We’re going to go ahead and offer everyone another cocktail and keep enjoying summer as long as possible. Because you’ve earned it. Several times over.