10. Arrested Development & Grey Goose Vodka
Arrested Development is a sitcom that premiered back in 2003 and quickly picked up a cult following for its smart, witty dialogue. As happens with every good show, it was canceled in its prime, but eventually, Netflix rebooted the series in 2013. AD follows the story of the Bluth family — a formerly wealthy family that survives on vodka, lies, and scamming money from the government, just like every red-blooded American household.
You’ve got to get up pretty early to get all “winky-eyed” by 1 o’clock, but if you start your day with a vodka rocks and piece of toast for breakfast like Lucille Bluth you’ll be well on your way. Arrested Development is one of the most binge-worthy shows on Netflix. There’s endless re-watchability due to the layers and layers of running gags, plus if you’re drinking you’ll probably miss most of them the first time anyways. To drink like a true Bluth, pick up a bottle of Grey Goose vodka, and a bag of ice for vodka on the rocks. Just make sure you finish the bottle by the end of the day — everyone knows vodka goes bad once it’s opened. If you need some extra cash, there’s always money in the banana stand. Oh, and don’t forget an ice-cream sandwich!